ST_JUNGLEBOY.
BY NAME-SHIFTER (NshifterR101@hotmail.com)

Storyline: A wild man named Arie C. Archie is wanted by the federal government for his crimes against the civilized people of America.  These crimes include the corruption of minors and the sale of child pornography.  The President of the United States, with the approval of Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, has sent Delta Force commandos to South America to capture Mr. Archie.

Counter-Terrorists: We are a bunch of hired thugs.  Our job is to project Arie from the hostile American government.

VIP: I want to escape from those old-timers for good.  However, I gotta save some of my pornography from these soldiers.

Terrorists: We have our orders from the Commander-in-Chief to use lethal force to take out Mr. Archie.  The President, the government, the Morality & Standards institute, and all decent good-looking women are all depending on us to do the job.

WARNING: The liquid in the pond isn't water.  It's six months worth of untreated urine.  It is VERY toxic.

Other Notes: There is a picture of the wanted VIP on the CT side of the map.