ST_JUNGLEBOY_V3
BY NAME-SHIFTER (NSHIFTERR101@HOTMAIL.COM)

Storyline: Al-Qaeda terrorist Arie Archie has been driven to these abandoned ruins in the jungles of Brazil.  Once, Arie Archie was a high-ranking lieutenant in the United States Army Reserve, but his ties to Al-Qaeda and hardcore pornography were discovered by his superiors.

Counter-Terrorists: You have the personal orders of Osama Bin Laden to keep Mr. Archie safe from the Americans.

Terrorists: You have the supreme orders of the President and the top American military commanders to eliminate Mr. Archie for his treachery against the civilized world.

Other Notes: Do not attempt to take a swim in the pond filled with algae.  The pond is really Arie Archie's untreated diarrhea.  It is safe to say that it is highly toxic.