Skate or Die Final Version - 1/4/2002 Skating/Deathmatch Blue team skates. Because bunnyhopping has been removed some stunts can no longer be performed (when you jump you lose momentum) but skating works. Flying off the ramps and halfpipes also works well. The other three teams deathmatch outside the skatepark. The basis of this map is taking advantage of lower friction than normal (and lower gravity to increase air time). In Half-Life, low friction makes it possible to accelerate very quickly from a standing point (such as the bottom of a halfpipe). To gain speed, simply turn the mouse constantly while walking forward. Use this technique to escape the halfpipe and fly off the ramps. The same trick will allow you to change the direction of your movement when you are in flight. Objective: Skate if you're blue.. Die if you're not. Scoring: Just player score for deathmatch teams. Props to Barking Dog Studios for the kickass Pop Dog billboard (from CounterStrike). Thanks also to: - John Bowker, for the VW van, though I did basically have to rework the whole thing.. - Maniac13, for the computer desk in the, ehm, special office. Great desk. I redid some stuff, naturally. - Bok Choy, for the Pepsi and Dr. Pepper machines. Skate or Die, by Kevin Bowman (Kextrii) Find me in #Sweep, #iE, and #guildfk on irc.gamesnet.net http://krimble.com/ My domain. http://mapspot.krimble.com/ Map downloads. http://clansweep.krimble.com/ Clan [Sweep]. http://guildie.cjb.net/ Illusional Existence. http://fook.krimble.com/ Guild FooK. Maarten van Schouwen's Sweep TFC Server in the Netherlands: 130.161.43.249:27015 http://box.kijkduinstraat.net/sweep/ Funbot quote 1 of 218: Anybody with any form of sniper in their name is a shitty sniper Funbot quote 2 of 218: Now stop fighting and start killing! -- [RAPIER] Funbot quote 3 of 218: Is there anyone in the red team? Forget it they killed me. Funbot quote 4 of 218: I think of a good conc jump as a piece of art work -- [GR]Dark_Angel Funbot quote 5 of 218: GOKU: i wish i could camp that good. [K.O.S.] X: a sniper does not camp he snipe u newbie Funbot quote 6 of 218: The voters have spoken, the bastards ... Funbot quote 9 of 218: Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore. Funbot quote 11 of 218: Turkeyburgers, you make the world taste better. Funbot quote 12 of 218: Castor Troy is a dork Funbot quote 16 of 218: A true medic uses the medikit as a tool of healing, not as a goofy plague maker Funbot quote 17 of 218: It's like the incredible hulk: you piss off an engi or a sniper for long enough and they go hw -- Kextrii Funbot quote 18 of 218: Listen kid, I was a medic when you were still in head gear! You got the straight teeth, I got the TFC skill. -- Creed Funbot quote 20 of 218: Snipers are like nuclear weapons: you only need them if the enemy has them too. Funbot quote 21 of 218: This isn't sniper practice, this is watch PsYcHo kill you at sniper practice. Funbot quote 25 of 218: Dude, at least vote for a map you have Funbot quote 28 of 218: oiven!!!! is my saying and after i kill u i say oiven!!!! and laugh like so hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! - GOKU Funbot quote 37 of 218: Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!" Funbot quote 40 of 218: stpid hw Funbot quote 41 of 218: Don't make me snipe. Funbot quote 42 of 218: [MatriX][R]Neo: We rule except only 2 people came. Funbot quote 45 of 218: To make your killing time complete, wait an hour after you eat! -- Neo Funbot quote 49 of 218: Someone wands to trade heads? Funbot quote 50 of 218: my heart doesn't beat, this is first time I see it Funbot quote 51 of 218: worldspawn are you cheating? Funbot quote 52 of 218: If you play with fire...you die BuRnInG Funbot quote 53 of 218: Cry Havoc...And Let Slip The Dogs Of WAR!! --V|P3|2 Funbot quote 54 of 218: JFK $HOT Funbot quote 58 of 218: Funbot's Contribution of the Month to the Animal Rights Debate: I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine. "Hey you, get off my plate" Funbot quote 62 of 218: I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code. Funbot quote 63 of 218: One night I had a dream about eating a giant marshmellow, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing. Funbot quote 65 of 218: Ledeuar: it's scary, I think of my brother more as kex than kevin Funbot quote 66 of 218: iad2101 wwb wh ? ssuutb. wgs. w ! msto. iy !! hayg !! aybabtu. yaotwtd. wys !! yhnctsmyt. hhhh .... c !! toe'z'!! ykwyd. m'z'. fgj. Funbot quote 67 of 218: "Maybe you should join PC..." Funbot quote 72 of 218: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Funbot quote 73 of 218: It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. Funbot quote 75 of 218: Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Funbot quote 76 of 218: Welcome to the world of happiness!! TFC this way -> Funbot quote 82 of 218: <[Sweep]Revolver> kex noooo <[Sweep]Revolver> nm <[Sweep]Kextrii> nguh Funbot quote 83 of 218: <[Sweep]Revolver> sg to the left <[Sweep]Revolver> sg to the left <[Sweep]AngeredSloth> whers sg? <[Sweep]Revolver> try..uhh to the left Funbot quote 84 of 218: i pulled a happy that's something you should do in private... Funbot quote 87 of 218: The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is cursed. Funbot quote 92 of 218: "franks 6'2, 125... and benches the bar... uh, wait thats neil.." Funbot quote 93 of 218: The grass is always greener on the other side, so in order to stay fresh, one must balance on the fence Funbot quote 95 of 218: debes comer un donut tambien Funbot quote 96 of 218: no hay hoy, eh Funbot quote 99 of 218: Seventy-six unique hosts have visited MapSpot. I'm gonna track down #100 and give them a big kiss. Funbot quote 100 of 218: *Smooch* Funbot quote 104 of 218: kevin bowman isnt that kex's name? <[Sweep]Cless> yep heh <[Sweep]Cless> and I'm Neil Bowman maybe ur long lost bros or not <[Sweep]Cless> umm not really lost but bros yes wtf... ur kex's brother? Funbot quote 112 of 218: <[Sweep]Treff> the engi repairs faster than little nailies can hit it Funbot quote 116 of 218: I really need to get a girlfriend... my hand is begging to hurt Funbot quote 120 of 218: Lets start a new clan and call it like... Sweep Funbot quote 122 of 218: =>SoD<=Modest_Genius: why cant i look at the scoreboard? all other servers work ... Creed: when you fall out of a tree, and break your leg..do you say "why did I fall out of the tree and break my leg? all other trees I don't fall out of"? it's the circumstances. Funbot quote 130 of 218: and id never drink squirt, i mean, the name...wtf, sounds like someone dropped a deuce in a bottle, squirt comin right up Funbot quote 134 of 218: <[Sweep]Kextrii> I could match Maarten for a glass of water... actually, Idunno, I might have to pee before he does. Funbot quote 136 of 218: <|GtX|TheChad> if you learned acecdote in 6th grade, you should be close to a genius <|GtX|TheChad> I was still learning cat and dog Funbot quote 138 of 218: He'd rather drink some "pop" and listen to some "rap" Funbot quote 142 of 218: clown just whipped out his websters while led's goin off on him, this kid cant even look up the words fast enough Funbot quote 145 of 218: The box said "Windows 2000 or better", So I installed Linux. Funbot quote 159 of 218: <[Sweep]Sniper> now that was a fun time, running amok in the fields of sheep Funbot quote 160 of 218: <@[Sweep]Audhumbla> let's just hope that unlike sweep you can actually find 5 boobies to play with Funbot quote 164 of 218: Stay away from women, All they want is your man juice" Funbot quote 165 of 218: <@[Sweep]Ex-Mouse> pull over that ass to fat.... w00t w00t...... pull over that ass to fat ...... w00t w00t Funbot quote 167 of 218: thats right kex, we will....dont get any fishy ideas...put down the link son Funbot quote 176 of 218: ex please dont try to fake it, i know ur whiter than instant rice Funbot quote 177 of 218: <[Sweep]Audhumbla> 5 second snap break <[Sweep]Audhumbla> 132 bones snapped, I'm good to go Funbot quote 202 of 218: Yes, it's true, Canada is mobilizing its army. I saw the two bicycles ride past my house earlier today. Funbot quote 207 of 218: We have enough parts to build a 3rd bike, but we lost our monkey wrench Funbot quote 216 of 218: Strictly speaking, Sweep is Mr. Holland's Opus Funbot quote 217 of 218: <[Sweep]PsYcHo> what level is box on? <[Sweep]PsYcHo> above sea level, i hope 2nd floor is above sea level almost everywhere I think So we'd probably survive